Celebrity Halloween Costumes

There is nothing I love more than when all the celebs dress up for Halloween, specifically, the talk shows. The Today Show, Regis and Kelly, The View....shows that have bottomless buckets of money for elaborate costumes, wigs, makeup.....there is no excuse why their costumes shouldn't be the most creative and fun costumes around.

But.
Apparently, they should work on some excuses, I guess.

Because the costumes this year stunk.

I mean, really, Today Show?

STAR WARS????!!!!

That was the best you could come up with?!?!
BOR-ING!!!!!!!



And did you think we'd all forget that Natalie Morales was Princess Leia and her newborn son was Yoda only LAST YEAR??

(Ok, fine. Maybe I did forget. But I was quickly reminded when I googled "today show star wars" and found this pic:
And don't even get me started on The View's "Vampire" theme this year.
BEYOND STUPID.

(Although to be fair, their costumes are always unbelievably dumb. Like this one last year:


The other thing annoying about the vampire theme?
The biggest vampire movie ever is about to open in two weeks and there wasn't one Cullen costume to be found on set!!



But proving that this show ALWAYS has its finger on the pulse of the latest trends and topics....

Bill Geddie (the producer) as Nosferatu, a vampire from a 1922 horror film.

Yes, 1922. I wish I was lying.

Regis and Kelly did good this year. Kelly rocked as Lady Gaga and Kate from Jon & Kate, but Kelly as table-flippin' Teresa from the Real Housewives of New Jersey might have been my favorite:

It's a sad day when Speidi's costume makes me laugh the hardest, probably cause she looks so much like Kate.

She's pregnant!!!

I'm obviously losing my "scoop" touch because it took my neighbor emailing me this article on US Weekly for me to learn that....

BETHENNY IS PREGNANT!!!!!!!

I'm so excited!! She wanted to be a mother so bad, so this is awesome news.

And? How great would it be to see Bethenny gain a few pounds???

(NO, I am not saying that because I just scarfed down a McDonald's cheeseburger and french fries. I would never say something like that to assuage my guilt. Nope, not me.)

I also read in that article that she is getting her own Bravo show. I'm setting my Tivo already....I'm anticipating that is going to be a fun show to watch.

Old Lady Gaga

True or False?

Lady GaGa is not only the twin sister of Phyllis Diller, but she is also trying out for a remake of the Golden Girls.

My answer is: It sure looks true to me!

RHOA Kandi's fiance killed!

OMG!! Kandi's fiance A.J. was killed last night in a fight outside a an Atlanta strip club. My heart is breaking for Kandi because I really liked her. She was the only one on RHOA who really seemed to have it together to me. And didn't he have like 6 children???? So sad!!

She's LEAVING RHOC!!!! Wahhhhh!!

From the Bravo website:

"The sun-loving girls of Southern California are back and on the prowl for steamy suburban drama, all against the dramatic backdrop of changing economic times in the wealthy enclave of Orange County, on the fifth season premiere of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Orange County, Thursday, November 5 at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Tamra Barney, Lynne Curtin, Vicki Gunvalson and Gretchen Rossi welcome a beautiful new face to the group – Alexis Bellino, a 32-year-old stay-at-home mom with a body that defies all logic that she is indeed a mother of three small children. But, changes are in store for the girls this season as they must say farewell to longtime housewife Jeana Keough.

Noooooooooo!!!!!!!! Say it ain't so!!!!!!! I love Jeana!!!

WHO IS THIS?????????

Click on this link immediately and tell me WHO THIS IS AND WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH THE REAL LYNNE CURTAIN?!?!?!

Venting about Grey's.

I need to type out my frustrations.

WHY, GREY'S ANATOMY, WHY?!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BECOME THE SUCKIEST SHOW THAT EVER EXISTED ON MODERN TELEVISION?!?!?! WHY, WHY, WHY?!?!?!

I don't get it. This show used to make me laugh, cry, get angry, get happy etc, etc.

Now?

I'm laughing at their "dramatic" plot lines.

I'm crying because I miss the good ol' Grey days.

I'm angry because I always tell myself at the end of the previous season that next season is going to be sooooooooo good.

But you know what did make me feel happy though?

Seeing Ellen Pompeo with her "pregnant face"!!!

I was all "YEAH!!!!!!! I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS THAT PREGGO FACE!!!!!!!!"

Sad, I know.

What are your thoughts on Grey's? Am I being too hard on the show?